See that little box at the top of the page? With the Google stuff in there?
That’s right. I sold out.
See, the thing is, if enough of you click that little box and buy whatever it is that they’re hawking, I get paid. (Just how much? They won’t say. I’m guessing a nickel.) But that’s one nickel that will go to good use. Like putting food in Natty’s dish.
So go ahead and click on that little box and buy their stuff. Because otherwise, this poor, innocent puppy will starve.
And then you’ll have it riding on your conscience for all eternity. You’ll lie awake in bed at night, riddled with guilt, wondering, “if only I had clicked on that web banner, maybe that poor, innocent puppy wouldn’t have starved.”
On the downside, now you’ll never know if my content is purely objective, or if it’s being influenced by product placement.
Damn advertising. It always ruins everything.
FOOD UPDATE: Tonight I’m having Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. I find that Kraft Macaroni and Cheese is so much cheesier than those other brands of macaroni and cheese. And so full of calcium to help build strong bones. Whenever I think of Macaroni and Cheese, I think of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. I could eat it every day. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, that is.
Walk a mile in my underpants 