“Government watchdogs have found that thousands of people who shouldn’t have been admitted to the United States were mistakenly allowed in last year because of security lapses at legal border crossings.” -CNN.com
Please stay on the lookout for the following security threats:
How he got in: Pretended to drop contact lens. Claimed lens rolled
How he got in: Told guards he was invisible.
How he got in: Shiny objects.
How he got in: Bet guards they couldn’t guess his name. Guards
How he got in: Bribery with exotic soaps.
How he got in: Groucho Marx glasses.
How he got in: He blinded them with science.
How he got in: Snuck past as tail end of two-man horse costume.
How he got in: Claimed to be Rachel Ray.
How she got in: Distracted patrolmen with Labradoodle. Snuck away as
officers rubbed tummy, cooed “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?”