Could the 2005 Eisner Communications team be the best fucking softball team ever to step onto a field in the history of the game of softball?
Yes.
Last night, we finished the season several games out in front of the Advertising Softball league by putting Planit Advertising over our proverbial knee and giving them a proverbial spanking that they’ll never forget. Proverbially.
I personally had a stellar game, going one for one at the plate, and sort of scoring on an RBI fly-out to left. Sort of, because I missed touching home plate by about 4 feet. Which was okay, because apparently no one noticed. Except for everyone on my team, who would certainly never dream of giving me a hard time about it when I got back to the bench.
Next week is the first round of the playoffs. We find out who gets to endure our wrath on Tuesday. In the meantime, we’ll just have to take out our wrath on puppies.
FOOD UPDATE:
Last night’s dinner: Grilled Swordfish with Charred Corn Relish and Sauteed Collard Greens. Collard Greens were a bit undercooked. When in doubt, blame the recipe.
Walk a mile in my underpants 