According to the police blotter in yesterday’s East Baltimore Guide, someone stole some guy’s 99 cent can of soda.
The guy responded as any rational person would: by throwing a chair at a woman. However, women don’t generally appreciate having chairs thrown at them. So she responded by throwing a vaccum at him.
The soda is still missing.
FOOD UPDATE: Tried to get take-out from Thai Jai Dee at 10:30 last night. It was closed. Went home and made a turkey sandwich w/ mozzarella and corn on the cob instead.
Walk a mile in my underpants 