The Greatest City in America

According to the police blotter in yesterday’s East Baltimore Guide, someone stole some guy’s 99 cent can of soda.

The guy responded as any rational person would: by throwing a chair at a woman. However, women don’t generally appreciate having chairs thrown at them. So she responded by throwing a vaccum at him.

The soda is still missing.

FOOD UPDATE: Tried to get take-out from Thai Jai Dee at 10:30 last night. It was closed. Went home and made a turkey sandwich w/ mozzarella and corn on the cob instead.

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