Went on a Segway Safari last Sunday. It’s run through Segs in the City, a Segway retail store on Fleet Street.
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Went on a Segway Safari last Sunday. It’s run through Segs in the City, a Segway retail store on Fleet Street.
I stopped at the McDonalds drive thru on the way down to my cousin’s wedding two weeks ago. The car in front of me pulled up to the menu board. The driver rolled down the window to order.
And that’s when I realized the driver was a mime.
Why is shit such a bad word?
At some point, someone had to make a decision that, of all the millions of words in the English language, shit is one of about five that are inherently bad.
It’s easy to sit back on your laurels and watch the world go by.
But every once and awhile, something comes along that makes you stand up. Something that you want so badly, you can almost taste it.
These are the times that you have to take action. You have to look fate straight in the eye and say “I’m going out there and I’m not coming home until I’ve eaten a burrito.”
The thing they don’t tell you about getting a puppy is that you start to spend a disproportionate amount of time worrying about dog poop. Continue reading
Walk a mile in my underpants 