I took Natty for a walk to Fells Point tonight.
I reached into the pocket of my jeans and pulled out a wadded plastic grocery bag.
Placing my hand inside the bag, I bent down and grabbed the poop.
I pulled the bag inside out and tied the handles shut.
On the outside of the bag, it said “THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.”
This is my life.
Sigh. Yes, that is the way of things