Scenes From a Saturday Night

I took Natty for a walk to Fells Point tonight.

She pooped.

I reached into the pocket of my jeans and pulled out a wadded plastic grocery bag.

Placing my hand inside the bag, I bent down and grabbed the poop.

I pulled the bag inside out and tied the handles shut.

On the outside of the bag, it said “THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY.”

This is my life.

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One thought on “Scenes From a Saturday Night

  1. morrelle says:

    Sigh. Yes, that is the way of things

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