Why is shit such a bad word?
At some point, someone had to make a decision that, of all the millions of words in the English language, shit is one of about five that are inherently bad.
I finally finished doing my taxes last night. Had dreams of getting tons of cash and rolling around in it while cackling maniacally. But my accountant said he’s filing my taxes electronically. Rolling around on my laptop while cackling maniacally just doesn’t seem the same. Regardless, I should be getting back a decent refund check. In your face, Whitey!
Would you rather be able to run like a cheetah, but have an uncontrollable urge to chase cars
OR
Swim like a dolphin, but smell like a fish?
It’s easy to sit back on your laurels and watch the world go by.
But every once and awhile, something comes along that makes you stand up. Something that you want so badly, you can almost taste it.
These are the times that you have to take action. You have to look fate straight in the eye and say “I’m going out there and I’m not coming home until I’ve eaten a burrito.”
Natty noticed birds for the first time. I can say with some degree of certainty that I run no risk of being attacked by pigeons. (Blenders, on the other hand, I’m screwed.)
I’m sitting outside of Kiss Café and they’re playing an R&B song over the loudspeakers. The song has a nice slow beat and soft-spoken harmony. Throughout the song, the band members croon the following:
Been awhile since I’ve posted anything, so I figured I should put something up.
Natty met her sister, Maggie. Who looks exactly like Natty if she got caught in an oil spill. Maggie’s smaller, and her fur isn’t quite as thick, but their faces look almost identical. Don’t you think? Continue reading
The Olympics are coming to a close tonight. Which means no more curling until 2010. Apparently, the sport has become a lot more popular this year. In part, no doubt, because of the USA men’s team taking home the bronze medal last night. Continue reading
Today was a good day. And not just because Charles In Charge Season One is now available on DVD. Continue reading
Here it is. Proof that I have friends. My MySpace Page
If you’re on myspace, drop me a line and let’s be friendsters.
Walk a mile in my underpants 